Another Omake...

[Bob Schroeck]

Police sirens sound.
"All right, Daley, take the boys and surround the house!"
"Cheese it, it's the cops!"
"Hide me! Hide me!"
"Hide me, too! Hide me, too!"
Thud! Thud! Crash!
"All right, robot, where's Quincy? Where's 'e hiding?"
Zoom! "He's not in this stove!"
"Oho, so he's hidin' in the stove, is he?"
"Would I turn on the gas if Quincy wuz hiding in there?"
"You moight, robot, you moight."
"Well, would I thow a lighted match in this stove if my good
friend Quincy wuz hiding in there?"
*boom*
"All right, robot, you've convinced me. I'll look for Quincy
in the city."


-- Bob
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There is no spork.

[The Wanderer]

Haven't I seen this one before?
I specifically if vaguely remember seeing the "would I do such-and-such if my good friend..." bit with Doug, once, but I'm not *completely* positive it was exactly the same as this...

[Bob Schroeck]

Huh. I'll have to go look at the old messages. I didn't think I'd posted it before; not to mention it's been tweaked and modified recently, so even if I had, this is still a bit different.


-- Bob
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There is no spork.

[Star Ranger4]

You have... at least twice. "I was an Otaku before those kids came along and changed the meaning of the word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Bob Schroeck]

-- Bob
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There is no spork.

[Foxboy]

'Sall good, though.
Remember, Leon Schlesinger pretty much ordered the crew at Termite Terrace to recycle Looney Tunes jokes from cartoon to cartoon.
"Put in lotsa jokesth, boysth. Lotsa jokesth." -- Leon Schlesinger as reported by Chuck Jones in his autobiography, Chuck Amuck
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll