Heard in conversation

[classicdrogn]

"When a guy says 'There's a monster in my pants that can not be contained!' he's boasting about his wang, but when a woman says it she's complaining about her butt."

I laughed.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[classicdrogn]

"so lucky (pronoun) could roll three sevens on two dice"

How does that work? By having them come to a stop balanced perfectly on a corner, one showing 1-2-3 and the other 6-5-4, apparently. I know it's so unlikely that I'd probably just declare anyone that had it happen to have won everything forever.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows