Just realized I stopped following Si Vas Pacem, Para Bellum (Harry Potter crack-fic by Mister Cynical) when my old computer died and I lost my bookmarks:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/7/...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/8/...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/9/...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/10...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/7/...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/8/...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/9/...ara-Bellum
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/10...ara-Bellum
“I really hope I’m behind this convoluted mess; at least that way I’ll be able to get revenge by doing this to myself. I won’t even have to feel bad because it’ll be all my fault.” - Harry Potter, The Master of Death by Ryuugi.