Man, what even is a "perfect" phone call? One where you don't have to spend half an hour working through an automated answering system so you can spend another hour on hold waiting for an operator? One where you don't get a bunch of static drowning you out because someone's running the microwave right beside the base station? Can't be one where you don't say anything that might get you in trouble if the feds are listening in, obviously.
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‎noli esse culus
‎noli esse culus