(10-04-2018, 07:27 AM)robkelk Wrote:(10-04-2018, 12:53 AM)Black Aeronaut Wrote: Heh. Nice. Had Ben been there...
"Uhhhhmm... Forgive me for calling attention to it, but you don't really strike me as a nudist..."
"Oh? Do you like what you see?"
".... I'm probably old enough to be your father."
Cue the face plant, because even though I'm 38, I still look like I'm 25.
"Oh... Oh, well. Do you have a younger brother?"
Ben snorted. "Do I ever. Real question is: What's your threshold for 'weird' in another guy?"
"What do you mean?"
Ben looked her in the eyes, being careful not to look anywhere else. He had a wicked smile on his face, though, as he said, "I have it on very good authority that my family is a bunch of raving lunatics, each in their own way, and that I am the sanest one out of them all."