Forests and carbon capture

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I think only small children didn't see CP for blatant propaganda, or at least a cynical cash grab based on the super-green-earth-day-neo-hippie trends of the early 90's. Basically all of the villains had literally no motive for their activities besides "Fuck the earth!" and used schemes that if they produced any profit at all would be far less efficient than not deliberately being as destructive as possible. Greed and ignorance with a garnish of shortsightedness are entirely sufficient to explain real world environmental destruction, for the most part. As I've said before, if it's further off than half a term it doesn't exist in politics, and five years is a long-range prediction in business.

And because it can hardly get more off-topic, an overdone joke!

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