Newish SG: Malefactor LLC
06-19-2019, 04:55 PM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2019, 04:57 PM by OpMegs.)
06-19-2019, 04:55 PM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2019, 04:57 PM by OpMegs.)
Author's Note: Mentioned this SG in the open house thread, figured I'd finally get around to posting the hook for it publicly, as the redside counterpart to Acyl's Exemplar Foundation.
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Are you tired of fighting the law and the law winning?
Does the Rogue Isles' survival of the fittest make you feel like you could stand to cut a little dead weight?
Are you tired of being unable to tell a competent henchman who's profit motivated from a cheap thug who doesn't realize trying to shake down his boss for pocket change isn't a credible long term career strategy?
Malefactor LLC is here to help.
Malefactor LLC surveys a wide variety of extralegal resources for your profit-oriented career trajectory. Bank vault owned by a sorcerer with arcane wards? Malefactor can put you in touch with some of the top demonic code crackers in just minutes. Need to beat the heat because of a job that got too hot? Malefactor knows the best in the business in cosmetic surgery and identification procurement for whether you're hiding from over-enthusiastic legal sanction or just your ex-wife while on a date with a new flame.
Malefactor also services the lower rung of the extralegal ladder by providing a variety of surveys regarding your skills as a henchman, preferences for compensation, and even throws in identification of mortality rates of employees that have worked under the consumer whose job offer you're considering!
Regular contact with a variety of buyers means that no matter what you just pulled out of the safe, Malefactor can find a buyer and a competitive price to keep you in food, exotic chemical formulae, or just the Olympic sized swimming pool full of gold coins you've always wanted.
Here at Malefactor, we think that any extralegal consumer on the street should be able to afford beneficial organization for their day to day work, a bonus limited to organized law and crime alone for too long.
Malefactor LLC. We're here to help you help yourselves... to anything you want.
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Are you tired of fighting the law and the law winning?
Does the Rogue Isles' survival of the fittest make you feel like you could stand to cut a little dead weight?
Are you tired of being unable to tell a competent henchman who's profit motivated from a cheap thug who doesn't realize trying to shake down his boss for pocket change isn't a credible long term career strategy?
Malefactor LLC is here to help.
Malefactor LLC surveys a wide variety of extralegal resources for your profit-oriented career trajectory. Bank vault owned by a sorcerer with arcane wards? Malefactor can put you in touch with some of the top demonic code crackers in just minutes. Need to beat the heat because of a job that got too hot? Malefactor knows the best in the business in cosmetic surgery and identification procurement for whether you're hiding from over-enthusiastic legal sanction or just your ex-wife while on a date with a new flame.
Malefactor also services the lower rung of the extralegal ladder by providing a variety of surveys regarding your skills as a henchman, preferences for compensation, and even throws in identification of mortality rates of employees that have worked under the consumer whose job offer you're considering!
Regular contact with a variety of buyers means that no matter what you just pulled out of the safe, Malefactor can find a buyer and a competitive price to keep you in food, exotic chemical formulae, or just the Olympic sized swimming pool full of gold coins you've always wanted.
Here at Malefactor, we think that any extralegal consumer on the street should be able to afford beneficial organization for their day to day work, a bonus limited to organized law and crime alone for too long.
Malefactor LLC. We're here to help you help yourselves... to anything you want.
