It should not be, and yet it already is. From the crazed minds of G.D. Falksen and Mark Wheatley (perhaps that should be "Whateley"?) comes this tale...
Quote:Only one man in the universe is mad enough to talk back to the Elder Gods. That man is Doctor Cthulittle, aided only by his pilot, Zenobia Bishop, and the ghoul, Farnsworth. Together they travel the space between all time and dimensions in the remarkable Transdimensional Bathysphere. Their uncanny expeditions have remained hidden and secret, until now! Join them on a guided tour into madness!
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."