Crossovers that Should Be: The Write Stuff

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Pffft!  Forget Loki!  Can you imagine what Belldandy would do to fucking Apollo for the shit he pulls in trying to get Bell (adventurer, not Goddess)?

Or even better yet, actually have Apollo try to get Belldandy for himself....  And the Ultimate Force System decides that Apollo has earned himself Special Friend status.  And wouldn't that be just plain glorious to see?

She'd eviscerate him. If not necessarily literally, although that's definitely an option.

Little gets Belldandy going like actually threatening her relationship with Keiichi. Cause trouble? She'll just gracefully accept the challenge and deal with it.

And that's not even getting into that one SPECIAL moment where Belldandy gets THAT LOOK.  You know the one - the one you only ever see her with two, maybe three times in the whole manga.  The one that says that she is officially sick of your shit and she's taking the kid gloves off.  Yeah.  That look.

You mean the one where Belldandy's already stopped being the kind, slightly odd girlfriend of Keiichi and became the able matron of the temple, and you idiotically decided to double down?

It's one thing with the Demons.  They're wired that way.  But the other Gods?  They're consciously making the choice to be a vile sack of shit, not caring about who might get hurt in the pursuit of their selfish desires.

(Fun mental imagery of Belldandy going to her brother, Thor, and asking if she can borrow Mjölnir for a moment.  And when he asks why, she smiles a sunny smile that scares the shit out of Thor and she says, "Oh, I just need to hammer down some nails that are sticking up.")

Thor wouldn't give her Mjölnir. He'd sneak down himself with her to personally see whoever pissed off Belldandy to the point that 'drop a mountain range on the target' is a viable resolution to her problem. And then drop the hammer on the target, or very deliberately hand the hammer off to her in full view of the target. The only question is then who does the hammering.

And don't tell me it would just be Belldandy there.  Can you imagine Skuld and Urd with their own Familia?  Skuld would have this semi-friendly rivalry going on with Hephaestus.  And Soma and Urd...  I have no idea if Soma will like that Urd appreciates his devine wine, or despises her because she's constantly cleaning him out of his stock.

In the tradition of AMG, neither Skuld nor Urd are supposed to be there. However, because they are not running Familias of their own and the entire group is kinda causing a lot of trouble for the more objectionable gods without crossing the line themselves simply by Belldandy being Belldandy and divinely capable of using the rules of social conduct to force good behaviour, there's nothing that can really be done beyond occasionally forcing them to return to Heaven to do their jobs.

I'm aslo pretty sure that Hestia will love spending time with Belldandy.  She's kind, caring, has no ulterior motives, and is happily wedded to Keiichi already, so Bell  is safe from her.  In fact, more than just safe - Belldandy would have Hestia's back, no questions asked.

Belldandy has one, single ulterior motive. To enjoy life with Keiichi and her family. She'd have a hard time not helping Hestia deal with the injustices of the setting though, and Belldandy would likely very quickly end up at the core of a loose organization of like minded gods who don't like what some gods and goddesses are doing with their families.