Tourist submersible goes missing near Titanic
The thing looks sketchy as fuck to begin with.
If they're lucky, it was sayonara in two microseconds when the hull imploded.
If they're unlucky, a window seal cracked and a hypersonic jet of water cut through the skull of the poor sod peering through it - and then showered the person behind in brains before slicing them in half too - with a few seconds to sit and scream before the window finally fails and the pressure of the rushing water diesels the air the submersible.
If they're incredibly unlucky, they've joined the other passengers remaining on the Titanic - never to leave. But with plenty of time to contemplate their fate.
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The thing looks sketchy as fuck to begin with.
If they're lucky, it was sayonara in two microseconds when the hull imploded.
If they're unlucky, a window seal cracked and a hypersonic jet of water cut through the skull of the poor sod peering through it - and then showered the person behind in brains before slicing them in half too - with a few seconds to sit and scream before the window finally fails and the pressure of the rushing water diesels the air the submersible.
If they're incredibly unlucky, they've joined the other passengers remaining on the Titanic - never to leave. But with plenty of time to contemplate their fate.
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I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.