He is ... the Most Interesting Loon in the Worlds.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer 307 Ale — despite what it does to my improbability field. Stay soused out of your skulls, my friends."
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer 307 Ale — despite what it does to my improbability field. Stay soused out of your skulls, my friends."
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."