Working songs for working protagonists (WIP)

[batzulger]

Buffy sang...

I dreamed last night I got on the boat to heaven
And by some chance I had brought my stake along
And there I stood, and I hollered, "Someone save me"
But the passengers didn't know right from wrong

For the people all said
"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat"
The people all said
"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
And the demon's will drag you under
By the sweet lapel of your Gucci coat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rocking the boat"