He looked at me suspiciously. "I've heard tales of the quality of 'food' you lot palm off on inspecting officers," he sneered. "Stuff you wouldn't force your sailors or troops to eat – but you try to convince us that it's exotic foreign delicacies. Well, my good man, I've been around, and I won't eat your leavings!"
"I assure you," I assured him, "you'll receive a meal fit for a king," who's about to have his head mounted on a pike by angry peasants.
"I assure you," I assured him, "you'll receive a meal fit for a king," who's about to have his head mounted on a pike by angry peasants.
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."