RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
01-05-2021, 01:08 PM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2021, 08:25 PM by DHBirr.)
01-05-2021, 01:08 PM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2021, 08:25 PM by DHBirr.)
"Your first error, or at least the first I detected, was the choice of spy you sent to investigate me. When someone that beautiful tries to scrape acquaintance with me, I naturally feel suspicious."
[A bit later in the same conversation]: "My most appealing quality is that I recognize I don't have any appealing qualities."
[And]: "If I had good looks, charm, panache, and/or lots of money, I would be quite a bit less distrustful of gorgeous women coming on to me. Also, it'd happen far more often."
Edit to add, unrelated to the above: "We must execute this miscreant in the traditional way," [Y] said. "Tie him to a python and set him on fire!"
[X] groaned and facepalmed. Even at a moment like this, he thought despairingly, [Y] just has to make puns....
[A bit later in the same conversation]: "My most appealing quality is that I recognize I don't have any appealing qualities."
[And]: "If I had good looks, charm, panache, and/or lots of money, I would be quite a bit less distrustful of gorgeous women coming on to me. Also, it'd happen far more often."
Edit to add, unrelated to the above: "We must execute this miscreant in the traditional way," [Y] said. "Tie him to a python and set him on fire!"
[X] groaned and facepalmed. Even at a moment like this, he thought despairingly, [Y] just has to make puns....
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."