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"If you know the consistency of your batter and the heat of the pan, you need not fear one burnt side in a hundred pancakes. If you know your batter but not the pan, for every perfect pancake one will come out poorly. If you know neither your batter nor the pan, you will waste the entire batch!"

- Nora Tsu, The Art of Pancakes