Beware of Chicken is chock full of absolutely priceless gems.
Here's a particularly shiny one.
Here's a particularly shiny one.
Quote:“Let’s go there, I’ve had food from there before,” the Blade of Grass stated, as she pointed to a noodle shop.
Tigu’s head swiveled, and she saw something interesting. A man with a long blue spear upon his back talking to another woman who wore a rather excessive amount of silk robes.
Other cultivators.
Tigu felt her blood pump faster, as she recalled her Master’s wisdom.
“Ha! We head towards an exciting place!” she enthused.
Xiulan paused, and turned back to Tigu “....The noodle shop?” she asked with a smirk.
“Yeah! Our Master says that when cultivators gather at a restaurant, a fight or an altercation shall invariably break out!” Tigu declared authoritatively. “He said to dive behind the counter and watch!”
Xiulan chucked. “Come now, I’m sure he meant that as a joke…” she trailed off, her brow furrowing. “Well, there was that time with the Young Mistress of Misty Lake, Xianghua, or there was the time with that Young Master, or…”
The Blade of Grass paused. She opened her mouth, and closed it again. She pondered for a moment more.
“Huh,” she finally muttered.