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Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Sailor Team:
  • Usagi "Hannibal" Tsukino, who loves it when a youma plan falls apart;
  • Rei "Face" Hino, the one with that memorable smile;
  • Makoto "M.K." Kino, the team's muscle, who has a fear of flying; and
  • "Howlin' Mad" Minako Aino
Oh, and that recurring character who used her brains instead of her brawn... what was her name, again... Ami?
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
#2
Let's make things a bit more difficult for the Kerbals.

There's been a reason Jebediah keeps surviving. ...

The Cthulhu Space Program.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-16-2021, 10:37 PM)itsune9tl Wrote: The Cthulhu Space Program.

Well really, how what is the difference between non-Euclidean geometries and a potential warp drive?
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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You mean the Space Kraken wasn't some eldritch space entity screwing around with the kerbals in the first place?
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-16-2021, 11:53 PM)nocarename Wrote:
(04-16-2021, 10:37 PM)itsune9tl Wrote: The Cthulhu Space Program.

Well really, how what is the difference between non-Euclidean geometries and a potential warp drive?

In theory the potential warp drive actually goes where you want it to go, yet it causes a Noticible harmonic effect by scraping your reality against the non Euclidean Geometries.

Posted by hazard - 1 hour ago

You mean the Space Kraken wasn't some eldritch space entity screwing around with the kerbals in the first place?


Nope, It's Jeb's Ex trying to get back in touch (possibly for Pie). But she has ranging Issues.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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The Borribles and Codename: Kids Next Door
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-17-2021, 10:10 AM)Jinx999 Wrote: The Borribles and Codename: Kids Next Door

In which one has to earn a numbah?
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
#8
Sam Vimes reads a Batman story to his son, in Where's My Cowl?
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
#9
I misread "Mancunian" as "Manchurian"... and now I'm wondering what The Mancunian Candidate would be like. Or about, for that matter - Manchester isn't northern China, after all.
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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Axis Powers Metallia
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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Today, we've swapped Metallia (Sailor Moon) with Metallia (Witch and the Hundred Knight/Disgaea, English localized versions) - Everyone will notice, b ut can the Senshi befriend the foul-mouthed but lonely witch before her swamp engulfs the world? Can a world-devouring space monster adapt to being forced into the role of a saviour?

Meanwhile, in her original Japanese incarnation, Metallica (W&tHK) has been issekai'd to Meta-Rikana (BASTARD!!) - how long before she and Dark Schneider get into a contest of whose spells are more powerful that leaves the whole country a blasted wasteland?
--
‎noli esse culus
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-21-2021, 12:10 PM)classicdrogn Wrote: Meanwhile, in her original Japanese incarnation, Metallica (W&tHK) has been issekai'd to Meta-Rikana (BASTARD!!) - how long before she and Dark Schneider get into a contest of whose spells are more powerful that leaves the whole country a blasted wasteland?

Depends, what if they decide to thoroughly scandalize the Knights (both sides) first.
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And somewhere, Lars Ulrich stirs and wonders if there's a copyright violation.
SEZ
BZG
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-22-2021, 08:04 AM)batzulger Wrote: And somewhere, Lars Ulrich stirs and wonders if there's a copyright violation.

Great, not I have this mental image of Queen Metalia as the front member of the band Metallica. And now I'll leave you with whatever mental images that produces in your respective minds...
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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So... In The Hunger Games, each District of the country sends two champions to fight for enough food to survive. This includes District 9...
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-23-2021, 11:42 AM)robkelk Wrote: So... In The Hunger Games, each District of the country sends two champions to fight for enough food to survive. This includes District 9...

Are you sure That District 9 doesn't see the games as a recruitment strategy?
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What about District 13? Shouldn't Leito and K2 have a chance?
SEZ
BZG
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A new incarnation of Krishna attends a girls' school in Japan and joins their light music club as a guitarist, in Bhagavad Gitah.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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Birdy the Mighty Boosh
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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The Golden Pair from Ranma vs The Golden Glider, Flash Rogue.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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Solving mysteries with J-Pop: The Long Dark Hokago Teatime of the Soul
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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...And now I'm imagining a new genre, J-Chap-hop.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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(04-30-2021, 01:05 PM)Jinx999 Wrote: The Golden Pair from Ranma vs The Golden Glider, Flash Rogue.

Martial arts skating vs. tinker-tech super-tech skating? Are you 100% sure that SNB?
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
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J-Pop and Sarah Jane Smith:

K-On! and Company
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
#25
We've secretly replaced Joe Biden with Joseph Haydn. Let's see whether it makes any difference at all.
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown


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