Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country

[Labster]

I like how the news basically turned into a game of Battleship with a sore loser kid.

"B6."

"Nothing there."

"No, it has to be there! There's nowhere else it can be."

"Nuh-uh"

Looks behind screen, "See, we hit your battleship."

"No, that ship was already on fire. See that white peg in it? It's ours."

"So I didn't sink it, because your own people sunk it?"

"Yeah, you're terrible at this game!"

"So basically the Russian warship decided to go fuck itself like we asked."

"No, wait!"