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Some captioned screencaps I found on Utena: Texts from Last Night, which takes captions from another project called Texts from Last Night. These are the best ones:

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Give the kid your cell phone and not only will you not forget to check the back seat, you won't get in a pinch texting while driving!

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Update handling is the number one reason I love Linux... ah, that never gets old!

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Bah, Humans are just the result of a magical crossbreeding project with elves and dwarves, that worked a little too well for the fool wizard's good. Most of a Dwarf's sturdy constitution and aggression, most of an elf's grace and magical talent, absurdly high reproductive rate and short maturation to bring them to the field faster as a swarming disposable army.

Who cares if their lifespan is barely long enough to learn the barest hints of more subtle arts as long as they can throw fire and lightning, and bang together a basic enchantment or two for the elites to use when they have to face an actual Champion? Damned fool got a taste of his own medicine and they've run wild ever since, with the remnants of the fertility magic that let them exist in the first place all too easy to reignite with nothing more than will and five or ten minutes' worth of simple tantric ritual, maybe a few scented candles, music, and a prepared chamber at most.

As smart as any Elf or Dwarf, sure, and more's the pity when they grow fast enough to get dangerous in just decades but are into their dotage in under a century, before they can start gaining any real life experience to temper it with wisdom -- and that's if they live that long at all. A chaos-born plague if you ask me, and more destructive than a swarm of quartzmites if they keep on like they have.

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LOL @ Drogn

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To me. You sell a house with a toilet like that to me.

Or to someone like me except not broke. That's more likely to work out well.

Just list it as including a "half bath w/mighty throne." The ones you want to talk to will get it.

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Years later, Damien Wayne would join the ranks of those who discover that pointing out how their parents did the same thing does not, in fact, reduce the consequences they will inflict at all.

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