RE: Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country, Part II
02-27-2023, 04:12 PM
02-27-2023, 04:12 PM
Fresh from Ukraine:
After a few years in hell, Putin was granted a day on Earth. Eagerly he went back to Moskva, strolling along the Red Square and stood by a coffee kiosk. He asked the clerk:
"Is Donbass ours?"
The clerk, confused: "Yes it's always been ours."
"And Kiev too?"
"Of course!"
"Wonderful! It's great news! And how much for this coffee?"
"50 hryvnia."
After a few years in hell, Putin was granted a day on Earth. Eagerly he went back to Moskva, strolling along the Red Square and stood by a coffee kiosk. He asked the clerk:
"Is Donbass ours?"
The clerk, confused: "Yes it's always been ours."
"And Kiev too?"
"Of course!"
"Wonderful! It's great news! And how much for this coffee?"
"50 hryvnia."
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.