Ship Name: S.S Klondike III
Created by Allan Twigge (Florin)
Registry Number: 156744
Base Hull: Sternwheeler
Drive Type: Speed/FTL (Gravitic Paddlewheel)
Owner of Record: Galactic Mail and Cargo
Flag of Record: Australia
Purpose: Intersteller Mail and Cargo hauling, Keeping a 'friendly' eye on the Fen.
Launched: May 19, 2007
Crew:
*Allan Twigge (Captain)
*James "Jimmy Potter" Masters (First Mate)
*Joseph "Chibi-JoJo-Chan" Dahl (Engineer)
*Josh "Flunky" Patterson (Flunky)
Supplementary Crew:
*Katkat (Ship's Cat)
Supplementary Vehicles:
*H.M.S Steamboat Willy: A 'waved UHAUL Cube truck, used as a cargo shuttle to places landing a water ship is impossible (IE: Almost anywhere but Earth)
Known Vehicle Quirks:
*Silent Treatment: The ship's systems refuse to network, meaning that navigation has to be done on one system, course corrections done on another and drive speed controlled from the engine room. This also means that hacking anything other than communications is impossible from outside the ship.
*Anti - Talent Field: No matter how much previous experiance you have, no matter how much practicing you do, your attempts to play the violin are horrific crimes against music. This is unfortunate, since the only way to change the speed of the ship is by playing the violin.
*Historical Preservation: The ship resists all attempts to make it look modern, microphones become speaking tubes, navigational displays become map tables and the helm is still a giant wooden wheel. No one is sure how exactally you can maneuver in 3D space with a wheel that only spins two ways, but it works.
*Paddlewhat?: The paddlewheel spins faster the faster the ship is moving. Despite the complete lack of anything to paddle, the ship still generates a wake behind it.
Known Crew Quirks:
Anime Hair: Captain Allan's hair is almost an independant lifeform, changing it's shape and color at random times, but always to a ridiculious anime style. This was caused by getting a face full of 'waved guacamole that some drunkard tossed out thier window in Australia.
Just a Flunky: Josh Patterson has an almost supernatural ability to get into any place you might expect to find a menial worker or servant, and go completly unnoticed, even if the people in the room aren't normally rude enough to ignore the hired help.
Faction: Independant, Canadian Security Intelligance Service
Home Port: Brisbane, Australia
Current Location: The Limit, Inbound
Status: Active
Trivia:
*Currently holds the record for Longest Known Intersteller Trip, acchieved while shipping out the Search for Extra Galatic Intelligance group.
*Contains a truly impressive amount of Slapstick and conventional small arms.--
Comb your hair, damn anime hippies.
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If you become a monster to put down a monster you've still got a monster running around at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all.
Created by Allan Twigge (Florin)
Registry Number: 156744
Base Hull: Sternwheeler
Drive Type: Speed/FTL (Gravitic Paddlewheel)
Owner of Record: Galactic Mail and Cargo
Flag of Record: Australia
Purpose: Intersteller Mail and Cargo hauling, Keeping a 'friendly' eye on the Fen.
Launched: May 19, 2007
Crew:
*Allan Twigge (Captain)
*James "Jimmy Potter" Masters (First Mate)
*Joseph "Chibi-JoJo-Chan" Dahl (Engineer)
*Josh "Flunky" Patterson (Flunky)
Supplementary Crew:
*Katkat (Ship's Cat)
Supplementary Vehicles:
*H.M.S Steamboat Willy: A 'waved UHAUL Cube truck, used as a cargo shuttle to places landing a water ship is impossible (IE: Almost anywhere but Earth)
Known Vehicle Quirks:
*Silent Treatment: The ship's systems refuse to network, meaning that navigation has to be done on one system, course corrections done on another and drive speed controlled from the engine room. This also means that hacking anything other than communications is impossible from outside the ship.
*Anti - Talent Field: No matter how much previous experiance you have, no matter how much practicing you do, your attempts to play the violin are horrific crimes against music. This is unfortunate, since the only way to change the speed of the ship is by playing the violin.
*Historical Preservation: The ship resists all attempts to make it look modern, microphones become speaking tubes, navigational displays become map tables and the helm is still a giant wooden wheel. No one is sure how exactally you can maneuver in 3D space with a wheel that only spins two ways, but it works.
*Paddlewhat?: The paddlewheel spins faster the faster the ship is moving. Despite the complete lack of anything to paddle, the ship still generates a wake behind it.
Known Crew Quirks:
Anime Hair: Captain Allan's hair is almost an independant lifeform, changing it's shape and color at random times, but always to a ridiculious anime style. This was caused by getting a face full of 'waved guacamole that some drunkard tossed out thier window in Australia.
Just a Flunky: Josh Patterson has an almost supernatural ability to get into any place you might expect to find a menial worker or servant, and go completly unnoticed, even if the people in the room aren't normally rude enough to ignore the hired help.
Faction: Independant, Canadian Security Intelligance Service
Home Port: Brisbane, Australia
Current Location: The Limit, Inbound
Status: Active
Trivia:
*Currently holds the record for Longest Known Intersteller Trip, acchieved while shipping out the Search for Extra Galatic Intelligance group.
*Contains a truly impressive amount of Slapstick and conventional small arms.--
Comb your hair, damn anime hippies.
--
If you become a monster to put down a monster you've still got a monster running around at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all.