Serene Bureaucracy – 21/Aug/2012
"Yes, I understand you are very busy."
"No, there isn't any vehicle id. I was in a hurry when I rebuilt the vehicle, and it didn't seem necessary."
"Yes, in the middle of the space battle."
"No, I'm not mad."
"I'm sorry, I don't have a con membership number."
"No, I'm not a BNF (whatever one of those is). Or from 'International Rescue'. I was just trying to help out."
"Yes, this ship is armed. I fixed that when I rebuilt it."
"Yes, in the middle of the space battle."
"No, I'm not in any 'faction'. I didn't exist before the start of the battle."
"No, I'm not a 'cat girl'."
"Yes, my name is 'Carrie'. No last name."
"Look. I was a missile. I became sentient. I have a prisoner."
"What part of that don't you understand?"
"Now, do you want me to space him? Eat him for breakfast?"
"Or, do I have to come down there and, as an ex-missile, find out if I still have the ability to explode all over you?"
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind
"Yes, I understand you are very busy."
"No, there isn't any vehicle id. I was in a hurry when I rebuilt the vehicle, and it didn't seem necessary."
"Yes, in the middle of the space battle."
"No, I'm not mad."
"I'm sorry, I don't have a con membership number."
"No, I'm not a BNF (whatever one of those is). Or from 'International Rescue'. I was just trying to help out."
"Yes, this ship is armed. I fixed that when I rebuilt it."
"Yes, in the middle of the space battle."
"No, I'm not in any 'faction'. I didn't exist before the start of the battle."
"No, I'm not a 'cat girl'."
"Yes, my name is 'Carrie'. No last name."
"Look. I was a missile. I became sentient. I have a prisoner."
"What part of that don't you understand?"
"Now, do you want me to space him? Eat him for breakfast?"
"Or, do I have to come down there and, as an ex-missile, find out if I still have the ability to explode all over you?"
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind