[Meta/Silly] Leatherman 'Wave?

[robkelk]

Socket-to-me Wrench (if you don’t get it, say it out loud; if you still don’t get it—you’re too young)

One of the semi-regulars uses an Arte Johnson photo as his avatar. I think we get it...

Duck dispenser (QUACK!)

Because you never know when you'll need http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/video/10874/]a ballerina.

Pinking shears

Can also be used to cut hair, but only to give the girl Pink's hairdo.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012