[Fiction] An Unwelcome Visitor

[Bob Schroeck]

To: "SMOF Net" (Recipients redacted)
From: "Bob Schroeck" (rms@ourtown.fen)
Subj: The Professor
Date: 2015.07.18-2131UTC

We here on the Corners have been absolutely delighted to hear of Captain Woods' recovery, and offer our sympathies regarding the inevitable changes the emergency medical biomod is sure to have inflicted on him.

Despite Captain Woods' survival we have not, on the whole, changed our collective mind about the criminal status of the Professor and his minions. Please be aware, though, that we are not about to take any immediate action. We will await the consensus of the SMOFs and the turning of the wheels of justice. In fact, Noah, if your Ms. Readman would care to mosey by our place sometime soon, we'd be happy to talk to her about a position at the school. We would rather not cancel the project if we have any choice in the matter, and if we can be assured that it will have sufficient defenses against someone like the Professor and his minions, then we will happily continue.

Regardless, the Professor and his minions remain personae no grata at the Corners, and will be turned away as violently as is required should they attempt to visit.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.