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They can ask - you don't have to answer. Though in truth you should. Tell them about the migratory habits of the snowy egrets. You can then go on about all your favorite raccoon facts.
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: There are three primary bases in classic origami - triangle, square and fish - while some also consider the blintz base in this, there is some dissent.
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: The Far Side Halloween special has not aired recently, but it has a strange, dadist melancholy that transcends the usual blase scares of the season and deeply impregnates your soul with a relentless ovipositor of queer, aesthetic, zen-like koans.
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: Have you heard Brittany Spear's latest album? have you seen her getting out of cars?
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: Evolution is the non-random survival of random mutations. While creationist arse-wipes may tout the 'theory' of Intelligent Design, it is not actually a theory in that it may not be tested, nor does it make any predicitions that can be confirmed.
Police Officer: Okay, you can shut up now.
You: The common porcupine is quite attracted to salt, as many cottagers have found out to their chagrin, when the gnawing teeth have reduced canoes, oars, and even tires to piles of masticated material. Porcupines do not actually fling their Quills, unless you are referring to the Geoffrey Rush movie of the same name - Porcupines hate that movie and will actually kick it with their hind legs, sending it impressive (for porcupines at least) distances of up to three feet (18 inches for the extra special edition)
Shayne
They can ask - you don't have to answer. Though in truth you should. Tell them about the migratory habits of the snowy egrets. You can then go on about all your favorite raccoon facts.
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: There are three primary bases in classic origami - triangle, square and fish - while some also consider the blintz base in this, there is some dissent.
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: The Far Side Halloween special has not aired recently, but it has a strange, dadist melancholy that transcends the usual blase scares of the season and deeply impregnates your soul with a relentless ovipositor of queer, aesthetic, zen-like koans.
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: Have you heard Brittany Spear's latest album? have you seen her getting out of cars?
Police Officer: Do you have any drugs?
You: Evolution is the non-random survival of random mutations. While creationist arse-wipes may tout the 'theory' of Intelligent Design, it is not actually a theory in that it may not be tested, nor does it make any predicitions that can be confirmed.
Police Officer: Okay, you can shut up now.
You: The common porcupine is quite attracted to salt, as many cottagers have found out to their chagrin, when the gnawing teeth have reduced canoes, oars, and even tires to piles of masticated material. Porcupines do not actually fling their Quills, unless you are referring to the Geoffrey Rush movie of the same name - Porcupines hate that movie and will actually kick it with their hind legs, sending it impressive (for porcupines at least) distances of up to three feet (18 inches for the extra special edition)
Shayne