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This is truly fucked up - funny - but fucked up
This is truly fucked up - funny - but fucked up
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090709/w ... law_rights

We go now to one such Yoga class.

Those we seek to be cured, attain the lotus, align your chakras,

(Fap! Fap! Fap!)

Not that aligned! At least not yet.

Now the mantra.

Booooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeees

Wwwweeeee lllllooooooovvveee Booooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeees

Booooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeees maaaaaaakkkkeee uuuuuussss sssssssmmmmmmiiiiiiillllllllle

By the three dicks of Vishnu, Brahman and Shiva do we have any lesbians here? Have I done more harm than good? Damage control. Damage control. Cure the
lesbians. Right.

Hoooooooottttttt ccccooooock! Mooooooorrrrre Hoooooooottttttt ccccooooock!

(Fap! Fap! Fap!)

Aiiigggh! By Ganeesha's probing Nasal Appendage! That mantra will not cure the gay men!

(Fap! Fap! Fap!)

No! No! No! No! You will not Align yourselves over the thought of nasal sex with the elephant headed god!

Stop aligning your chakras!

Sigh... This is going to be be harder than I thought.

(Fap! Fap! Fap!)

Harder? No! I didn't mean it like that!

(Fap! Fap! Fap!)

Oh stop that. I am feeling decidedly unserene at this moment.

- In truth it is hard to make fun of people like the nut-bar in the above article; as their own comments are already well over the edge of bug-fuck-nuts and
funny in and of themselves.
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