The Two Cows Guide to CoH

[Ebony]

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VAHZILOK: You have two cows. You kill one cow and put its organs into the other cow. The cow explodes.

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Correction: The cow vomits on you, THEN explodes.

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RIKTI: You have two cows. The cows take over your farm.

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Shouldn't these be elephants?
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WYVERN: You have a really cool cow. All the other cows want to be like this cow. This makes them really annoying.
LONGBOW: These cows are everywhere, but don't do a particularly good job of producing milk, but everyone expects them to.
BLIGHTED: These cows are fed poison ivy and locoweed, on the assumption that it will make better milk. It makes the cows very sick, but they do make better milk. The best milk is nearly impossible to find.
BRUTES: Unstoppa-BULL!
DOMINATORS: Total DoMOOnation!
Ebony the Black Dragon
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