The Two Cows Guide to CoH

[Bob Schroeck]

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ARACHNOS: You have two cows. You work for the cows. You eventually gain cow powers.

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That would make you a Moo Adept, then, right?

CARNIVAL OF SHADOWS: You have two cows. Both are wearing whiteface and cap-and-bells.
OUTCASTS: You have two cows. One is red and on fire. The other is blue and covered with ice.

-- Bob
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I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen and incessant quotations from Now We Are Six through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head. So theeeeeere....