Sergeant Pepper: A Victorian gentleman no matter what the Beatles' song implies about his heyday. He is the model of a late 19th-century military man: strategy, tactics, logistics, and leadership all based on foot-based infantry, actual horseback cavalry, and gunpowder artillery. He is also well-versed in etiquette and the social graces.
Mongo of Rock Ridge: Mongo have many skills. Mongo lift things. Mongo hit things. Mongo break things. Mongo have Ph.D. in Existential Philosophy. Mongo not have good language skills, though. Mongo only pawn in game of life.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Mongo of Rock Ridge: Mongo have many skills. Mongo lift things. Mongo hit things. Mongo break things. Mongo have Ph.D. in Existential Philosophy. Mongo not have good language skills, though. Mongo only pawn in game of life.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...