Sadly, Superheroes are not allowed...

[Bob Schroeck]

...to intervene in cases of violence between ordinary citizens:


-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Rev Dark]

You must have done a firefighter mission. This is a time for decisive action.
Spray them with the hose.

[Bob Schroeck]

Actually, I've never done any firefighting, in any toon. Evangelia was carrying a fire extinguisher for a while (and may still be carrying it, I should check), but she never actually used it on a fire to the best of my recollection... And I'm taking this way too seriously.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...