"Oh, Sammy," Ifrit sighed.
"It's not like I -hurt- anybody," Sammy sulked.
Nene shook her head. "Time to update The List?"
Ifrit nodded. "Looks like."
"Awwwww...."
The Mean Unfair Rules
1. If you -must- catch it and play with it, do so where Aunt Nene can't see it.
2. Aunt Nene's computer room is extra-super off-limits, especially if you want to surprise her.
3. Furniture is not a scratching post, even if it IS covered in armorcloth.
4. No caffiene. No, not even in a double almond mocha. None.
5. Unca Terr is strong enough, but even he doesn't appreciate you trying to sit on his shoulder "just like Neko". Nobody else does either.
Don't do it.
6. Going around "Mynx Style" is acceptable, as long as it's not in the D.
7. Aunt Sylia's shooting range is the appropriate place to test new toys given to you. Your bedroom is not.
8. No, you may not keep it, even if it "followed you home". Especially not if it's a Freak. We don't care how much fun it is to watch it
get back up.
9. You may consume no more than 1/20th your body weight in candy in a 24-hour period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
10. You must get Alistair's permission before playing "find the birdie" with him.
11. No matter how twitchy, Kheldian tendrils are to be left alone.
12. It's MOUSSE, sounds like MOOSE, not MOUSE, as in "icky nasty thing Aunt Ifrit does not want to see in her fridge".
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
"It's not like I -hurt- anybody," Sammy sulked.
Nene shook her head. "Time to update The List?"
Ifrit nodded. "Looks like."
"Awwwww...."
The Mean Unfair Rules
1. If you -must- catch it and play with it, do so where Aunt Nene can't see it.
2. Aunt Nene's computer room is extra-super off-limits, especially if you want to surprise her.
3. Furniture is not a scratching post, even if it IS covered in armorcloth.
4. No caffiene. No, not even in a double almond mocha. None.
5. Unca Terr is strong enough, but even he doesn't appreciate you trying to sit on his shoulder "just like Neko". Nobody else does either.
Don't do it.
6. Going around "Mynx Style" is acceptable, as long as it's not in the D.
7. Aunt Sylia's shooting range is the appropriate place to test new toys given to you. Your bedroom is not.
8. No, you may not keep it, even if it "followed you home". Especially not if it's a Freak. We don't care how much fun it is to watch it
get back up.
9. You may consume no more than 1/20th your body weight in candy in a 24-hour period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
10. You must get Alistair's permission before playing "find the birdie" with him.
11. No matter how twitchy, Kheldian tendrils are to be left alone.
12. It's MOUSSE, sounds like MOOSE, not MOUSE, as in "icky nasty thing Aunt Ifrit does not want to see in her fridge".
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs