Silliness for the Harry Potter Step

[robkelk]

Seen (and participated in) on the SJGames Forums: 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Because, after all, Doug is going to at least think of doing some of these...

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3. No creating Illusionary Golden Snitches during Quidditch matches.
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7: Not allowed to affix a JATO unit to a broom.
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16. I am no long allowed to turn the castle's staircases into water slides, no mater what the weather is like.
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26. Bring a muggle to school day is not an authorized holiday.
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31. Attempting to pass myself off as the new Muggle Interactions Instructor is now forbidden.
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35. Transmuting sand into Stronium 90 is NOT a proper use of Magic.
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42. No matter how much Hermione liked the idea, I will not again staff the Hogwarts uniform repair shop with house elves.
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