WARNING: The following NOT to be taken overly seriously! (although I really do think that Doug's subconscious would just luuuuv this one....)
Link: www.minibite.com/oldies/shavin.htm (warning! Embedded music!)
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Lastnight when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
I think i'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
each time I say Darling I love you
she tells me that I'm full of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
An old lady died in her bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
but the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Power: Gives Doug the ability to create unlimited amounts of shaving cream, or convert darn near anything within his AOE into shaving cream (his choice of color, flavor, scent, gel-vs-foam, etc). Also allows Doug to perform painless yet perfect depillation upon anyone or anything within AOE (although if he's not careful, he might remove a bit too much...). Hence the regular solicitations from various Hollywood personages who think Doug could make a *mint* performing Painless Ultimate Bikini Waxes and Full-Body Metrosexual Makeovers (and they could make a mint off their cut of the gross) which keep the paper shredder in the Warriors' London office well-exercised.
To date, this song has only seen "action" in the field once, during the cleanup after the Hyper Hair Virus outbreak from BioWerk GmBH's labs in Dusseldorf in '92....
Link: www.minibite.com/oldies/shavin.htm (warning! Embedded music!)
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Lastnight when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
I think i'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
each time I say Darling I love you
she tells me that I'm full of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
An old lady died in her bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
but the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Power: Gives Doug the ability to create unlimited amounts of shaving cream, or convert darn near anything within his AOE into shaving cream (his choice of color, flavor, scent, gel-vs-foam, etc). Also allows Doug to perform painless yet perfect depillation upon anyone or anything within AOE (although if he's not careful, he might remove a bit too much...). Hence the regular solicitations from various Hollywood personages who think Doug could make a *mint* performing Painless Ultimate Bikini Waxes and Full-Body Metrosexual Makeovers (and they could make a mint off their cut of the gross) which keep the paper shredder in the Warriors' London office well-exercised.
To date, this song has only seen "action" in the field once, during the cleanup after the Hyper Hair Virus outbreak from BioWerk GmBH's labs in Dusseldorf in '92....
