Lordi Backfire

[David Lewis]

Since we appear to be drifting towards disliking Lordi on the board (although for the record I still think they're generally awesome, but i agree that they don't do very good videos), I thought I'd add a song from the Finnish monsters of rock that I think is near certain to cause a particularly nasty backfire.

Lordi - Whos your daddy?
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All the vixens stand in line
Waiting for my fright night
Be the new flesh for the sacrifice
Screaming out the mating call
I've become the lord of love
I break your will
I'll break your will for good
I treat you like a brute
Who's your daddy,
say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She's a battle-ax in pinstripes
Get ready for your prime time
Max out the triple-X-drive
Screaming out the mating call
I've become the lord of love
I break your will
I'll break your will for good
I treat you like a brute
Who's your daddy,
say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?
Get down, get down
Lay down, lay down
Stay down, stay down
For daddy
Get down, get down
Lay down, lay down
Stay down, stay down
Uh! Uh!
Who's your daddy,
say, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
girl, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
bitch, who's your daddy?
Who keeps you in line?
Who's your daddy,
say, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
girl, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
bitch, who's your daddy?
Who keeps you in line?
[Solo]
Who's your daddy,
say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?

I think this song as one that wouldn't affect people around Doug, but Doug himself, turning him into a lustful and most likely violent misogynist. DEFINITELY one he'd want to avoid.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEyuuRl9JUk
Thoughts?

[robkelk]

Hmmmmm... I could see this as an area-effect "submit to me" Mind Control song.
If it is, then Doug would never play it, of course... but the hypothetical "mirror-universe Doug" (a.k.a. "Doug with a goatee") would probably love it, along with Cheap Trick's "I Want You to Want Me".
(Good Doug vs. Evil Doug... That would be a heck of an after-Step X stagger...)

-Rob Kelk
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[Bob Schroeck]

Gah. Praetorian Doug. Gah.

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[Valles]

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Gah. Praetorian Doug. Gah.

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[Bob Schroeck]

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[Valles]

Given his family background, his personal reasons for being involved with music and such, and the presumption of an evil twin, it seems rather an inevitable conclusion to draw.
The Long Arm of the Law reference is just me being silly, though.
Ja, -n

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[Bob Schroeck]

Yeah, I know, that just makes it worse.
And imagine the rest... Only the fact that all of Hexe is in Warriors' World prevents her from being God-Queen of Praetorian Warriors' World. The others... ack. Nightscream, the super assassin. Silverstorm, metallic death. The Cat-Queen, feline shapeshifter and man-eater. Dragonborne, half-human sorceress. Grimoire, dark sorceror. Elemental, shapechanger supreme.

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[robkelk]

But... Didn't The Tune get into the Praetorian Warriors by assassinating Grimoire? I would have sworn I saw something like that in the Official Biography FAQ...
(Oh, yes - another Praetorian Doug maneuver: "I'll Play for You" followed by Carole Pope's "Transcend".)

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

One point to Rob for better improv-fu than mine.

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[robkelk]

Thanks, although I just realized we're both right. Yes, The Tune assassinated Grimoire... but he's an evil wizard. Of course he's going to come back as a lich.
Must make post-mission conversations awkward, though...

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

"Coffee, Grim?"
"Grrrrarrrrr."
"Cream, right?"
"Grrrrarrrrr."
"Yes, yes, and two sugars. Geeze, forget once and you're never forgiven around here."
"Grrrrarrrrr."

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[Vulpis]

Grim's birthday present to Evil Doug--the soundtrack to 'Dead and Loving It'.. ;-)

[Bob Schroeck]

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