Looney the Stampede??

[Jenova Silverstar]

Song Title: Trigger Happy
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Proposed Power: Looney gets guns with unlimited ammo and a irresistible urge to shoot everything that moves. (best used if Doug is in a desperate situation alone.)
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy,(wooooooo) trigger happy every day
Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy,(wooooooo) trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy,(woooooooo) trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
--Dr. Seuss

[Bob Schroeck]

Why do I suddenly envision that moment in The Mask when Jim Carrey pulls out armloads of guns from nowhere?
Rob, if you want to use this one somewhere in Blue Water, it seems like an excellent solution to Gargoyle having lots of redshirts. Otherwise it'll be great for the big fights at the end of Sailor Moon and/or Harry Potter.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Bluemage]

I may also use it- sounds like the perfect thing to use for one of those almost stupidly heroic solo assault situations that crop up now and then.
I was wondering what to use for that scene...

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[robkelk]

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Rob, if you want to use this one somewhere in Blue Water, it seems like an excellent solution to Gargoyle having lots of redshirts.

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Hmmmmm... I already have The Big Fight plotted out, but there's a suitable hole in the plot just after the story makes a serious break from canon and doesn't look back...

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Otherwise it'll be great for the big fights at the end of Sailor Moon and/or Harry Potter.

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In that case, I look forward to how you use it.
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

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In that case, I look forward to how you use it.

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Indiscriminately, most likely.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Jenova Silverstar]

A friend of mine sent me a music video of this using trigun clips. Doug needed a 'guns-a-blazing' song I thought.

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Why do I suddenly envision that moment in The Mask when Jim Carrey pulls out armloads of guns from nowhere?

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Ooooooo! I hadn't thought of that! *cackles evilly*
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
--Dr. Seuss

[bmull]

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A friend of mine sent me a music video of this using trigun clips.

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This one? youtube.com/watch?v=C0s_DNZd4RA
I must say, I wasn't thinking of that style of music when I read the lyrics. However, after thinking about it, it fits.