Thought I'd drop this in

[Foxboy]

Jill Sobule - "Underdog Victorious"
Bobby Trucks was a fat little boy
Living in a shitty little town
Every recess the dodge ball flew
And knocked poor Bobby down
4:00 when he got home
Upstairs in his room
He'd close the door
Tie on his cape
Put on his skin-tight suit
And he'd sing
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious
A couple years later tried out for the band
Did covers of Matchbox 20
But he was dreaming of the New York Dolls
And Max's Kansas City
Of course they never called him back
They thought he was too queer
But he didn't care, back in his room
He sang into the mirror
And he sang
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious
He could see into the future
That was one of his great gifts
And one day all those dodge ball bullies
Would dream of his sweet kiss
And they'd dream
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious
Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Bluemage]

It's a reworking of Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence", called...
The Sound of Needler.
The song is at:
nikon.bungie.org/
news.html?item=12618
The flash is at:
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/305618
Doug'd have to find a post-Halo timeline to get it off of, but would it be useful, practical, or both? What would he make of it?

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Bluemage]

Also, I just thought of a great use for the old Transformers movie song "You've Got The Touch": the musical equivalent of Felix Felicis.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Bluemage]

Tell Me Now (What You See)
written by Hans Zimmer and Maire Brennan,
performed by Maire Brennan
4:36
Long Ago,
Your name a shadow,
in my dreams, the white
brave still searching
Raining Winds, fall apart.
I believe, your heart
tell me now,
what you see
tell me what you feel
now you're here
tell me
tell me now,
what you know
never let me go
tell me now
what you see
Who Cries from the hill?
the mist creeps from your eyes,
your banner will promise
let's remember the start
I believe, your heart
tell me now
what you know
never let me go
tell me what
you see
tell me now
what you see
tell me what you feel
now your here, tell me
tell me now
what you know
never let me go
tell me now
what you see

I thought that this song spoke for itself: the repeated emphasis on "Tell me now" makes for a perfect interrogation focus, especially in context. Better yet, most of the non-'tell me now' lines are much harder to understand clearly than they are.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Bob Schroeck]

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Jill Sobule - "Underdog Victorious"

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Does that sound as odd as the lyrics suggest it might?
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Bob Schroeck]

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"You've Got The Touch": the musical equivalent of Felix Felicis.

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Nothing wrong with a good ol' luck booster, nothing at all.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Foxboy]

It was on the Mad Music show from Captain Wayne....
Let me find the episode and chapter...
Link. You may need to register to hear the segments.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Bob Schroeck]

Fortunately I'm already registered. Thanks!
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Bluemage]

The Sailor Song, by Toybox.
I have it, and the music video, if you need them. Trust me, they help.
(Chorus
So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on Titanic
Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
...(chorus)
Sailorman, you really turn me on
Now the guys are gone, come let us get it on
Girls like me are pretty hard to find
So if you go, I'll kick your heine
...(chorus)
...(chorus)
Now, let's fight
Ha, that's not a knife, this is a knife
...(chorus)
...(chorus)
I'm king of the world
Wow, this was great
Yeah baby, you can sail my ship
So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for youEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[robkelk]

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The Sailor Song, by Toybox.

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Gathers all the Sailor Senshi together, then turns them evil.
I could see an alternate-universe evil Doug (a.k.a. "Looney-with-a-goatee", after the famous Star Trek episode) playing this during his version of the Sailor Moon Step...
(Hmmmmm... What songs would Looney-with-a-goatee have in his helmet?)

-Rob Kelk
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

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(Hmmmmm... What songs would Looney-with-a-goatee have in his helmet?)

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The Imperial March from Star Wars, and a lot of Country-Western music...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[mephron]

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The Imperial March from Star Wars, and a lot of Country-Western music...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Don't SCARE me like that!!Brazil has decided you're cute.Brazil has decided you're cute.

[Bob Schroeck]

Oh, and don't forget the Country-Western version of the Imperial March...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[robkelk]

Bob, you owe me a new keyboard...

-Rob Kelk
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Put it on my tab.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...