This must do *something* interesting

[jonathanlennox]

Hockey Monkey, by the Zambonis..
All the scientists are running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids.
And all the mothers are running around
Looking for their children but they can't be found
Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey.
And it's 1! 2! 3! The kids love the monkey!
And 4! 5! 6! The monkey's got a hockey stick!
7! 8! 9! Having a good time yeaaaa!
The National Guard is running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids.
And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they can't be found
Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey.
And it's 1! 2! 3! The kids love the monkey!
And 4! 5! 6! The monkey's got a hockey stick!
7! 8! 9! Having a good time yeaaaa!
It's 1! 2! 3! The kids love the monkey!
And 4! 5! 6! The monkey's got a hockey stick!
7! 8! 9! Having a good time -- yeaaaaaaa!
The band has a page with videos, other formats, and clips from their other songs.

[Bob Schroeck]

I do believe I'm going to have to find the time around all my other tasks to visit that page...
What does the song do? I haven't a clue. Yet.


-- Bob
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And all the girlies say I'm pretty dry for a wet guy...

[WengFook]

summons a monkey weilding a hockey stick
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Bob Schroeck]

You know, there's definitely something to be said for that idea.


-- Bob
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And all the girlies say I'm pretty dry for a wet guy...

[Kokuten]

I can just see Nene pinned in a corner.. the monkey menacing her with the stick.. Nene feints to the left, but the monkey's too quick for her..
BIG scowl on the monkey's face.. Sylia asking what's taking so long, and Nene replying 't-t-t-there's a MONKEY'
'course, they're all in hardsuits.. but still.. it's a MONKEY!
--- Kokuten Daysleeper, Retired Epicced Officered DorfWire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

[WengFook]

Or maybe the monkey has a ranged attack where it spawns spectral hockey pucks and hits them with unerring acuracy at targets
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[itsune9tl]

The Song produces a "We're not here" field centered around Doug (The Monkey) that only covers kids, and The Monkey.
Nobody can find the monkey, nobody can find the kids.
Great for smuggling large numbers of potential hostages out of a school that may soon become a battle field.
While the song is playing the kids automaticly trust he Monkey, and remain relatively calm.
Requires the kids to be able to 'hear' the song.
The hockey stick (supplied by the song) is just a prop to be held by the monkey.

[WengFook]

haha thats a good one I totally did not see that at all
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.