Another batch

[Norgarth]

'The Enemy' (Godsmack)

Hey Mister backstabbin' son of a bitch

you're livin' in a world that'll soon be dyin'

and I know everybody knows you try to be like me

but even at your best as a man you couldn't equal half of me.

I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways

and now that it's here I see it all so clearly

I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy.

You, your another shit talkin' punk to me.

You're a living inspiration for what I never wanna be,

and I see you've been blinded by what you believe

And now back up and sit down, shut up and act like you need to be.

I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways

and now that it's here I see it all so clearly,

I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy.

come to me, come to me

the enemy come to me, come to me

So predicting you're the reason why I lie

simple decision took me too much time to fly

Oh, checkmate!

I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways

and now that it's here I see it all so clearly,

I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy

come to me

POWER: allows Doug to create a simulcrum of any opponent/enemy he has faced (defeated?). The number of simulcrums he can create depends on their power
levels. He can modify their abilities somewhat (replacing bullets with paintballs for example)

These simulcrums are useful for training sessions (or when Doug really wants to hit something)

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'Rumors' (Timex Social Club)

How do rumors get started, they're started by the jealous people and

They get mad seein' somethin' they had and sombody else is holdin'

Tell me that temptation is very hard to resist

But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist

Maybe you think it's cute, but girl, I'm not impressed

I tell you one time only with my business please don't mess

Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can't take it no more

My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door

Hear the one about Tina, some say she's much too loose

That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay

I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way

Hear the one about Susan, some say she's just a tease

In a camisole she's six feet tall, she'll knock you to you knees

Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can't take it no more

My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door

I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger

I can't show my face â'cause when it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer

It seems from rumors I just can't get away

I bet there'll even be rumors floatin' around on Judgment Day

I'll think I'll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill

For the next time they catch somebody startin' rumors, shoot to kill

Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can't take it no more

My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door

What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life

I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life

I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life

I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can't take it no more

My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door

Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can't take it no more

My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door

Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies

POWER: Doug gains the knowledge of a large amount of rumors running around the city/area he currently occupies, some of which may provide him with important
information. Of course, many of them are useless (Did cheerleader A get a boobjob? Is Mr B having an affair with Mrs C, ect) and they range from accurate, to
semiaccurate, to false, to tabloid fodder.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Norgarth]

'Wildside' (Motley Crue)

Kneel down ye sinners, to
Streetwise religion
Greed's been crowned the new King
Hollywood's dream teens
Yesterday's trash queens
Save the blessings for the final ring-
AMEN

Take a ride on the Wild Side
Wild side

I carry my crusifix
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well

Take a ride on the Wild Side
Wild side

Fallen Angels
So fast to kill
thy kingdom come on the wild side
Our father
Who ain't in heaven
plead my name on on the wild side Holy Mary
Mother may I
Pray for us on the wild side
Wild side. Wild side

Name dropping no-names
Glamorized cocaine
Puppets with strings of gold
East L.A. at midnight
Papa won't be home tonight
Found dead with his best friend's wife

Take a ride on the Wild Side
Wild side

Take a ride on the wild side
wild side

Gang fights
Fatal strikes
We lie on the wild side
No escape
Murder rape
Doing time on the wild side
A baby cries
A cop dies
a days pay on the wild side
Wild side, wild side
tragic life on the wild side
Wild side, wild side
kickin'ass on the Wild Side

POWER: turns everyone in AoE into a furry/anthromorphic animal determined by their personality.  Anything being worn is modified to accommidate tails/ect.  The question is what would Doug turn into? 8)
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'Why Can't we be Friends?' (Smash Mouth, orig. by WAR)

Why can't we be friends [4x]

I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya 'round for a long long time
I really, I really, I really remember when you drank my wine

Why can't we be friends [4x]

I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya, I called ya, I called but you did not look around
I pay my, I pay my, I pay my money to the welfare line
I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya standing in it everytime

Why can't we be friends [4x]

The color, the color, the color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as, as long as, long as we can live in harmony
I kinda, I kinda, I kinda, like to be the president
And I could, and I could, and I could show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends [4x]

Sometimes I don't speak right
But did I know what I was talking about
I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the mafia

Why can't we be friends [4x]
[Repeat to fade]

POWER: Makes people in AoE feel less violent/angry and more friendly, effect increases as the song continues.
*edit for typo*
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Disruptor]

Lyrics by Dennis Martin

Vocal Elsa Raven

If You Still Believe:

I had a dream I could fly

I feel each moment

as time goes by

We'd never be too far away

You Would always be here

I heard you say

I never thought

Thought that it would be our last good-bye

I still can dream

that one day love will fall from the sky

Do you still remember

All the time that has gone by

Do you still believe that

Love can fall out from the sky

(if you still believe - in love, in me....do you believe)

If from where you're standing

You can see the sky above

I'll be waiting for you

If you still believe in love

Find a way

To bring back Yesterday

Find a way for love

I hope you'll stay

When tomorrow becomes today

Love will find a way

I'll be waiting for you

In my heart you are the one

If i cannot find you

I will look up to the sun

(if you still believe - in love, in me....do you believe)

If from where you're standing

You can see the sky above

I'll be waiting for you

If you still believe in love

La la la la la la

La la la la la la...(x4)

I have no clue to what power it would give Doug

If you want to listen to the song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T-qLHO7k-w8

I do wonder what Doug would think of Rose and her mission, once he gets all the facts in.
--------------------
Tom Mathews aka Disruptor

[Norgarth]

Tribute (Tenacious D)

This is the greatest and best song in the world's. . . tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...

we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.

All of a sudden,

there shined a shiny demon...

in the middle...

of the road.

And he said:

"Play the best song in the world,

or I'll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."

Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,

and we each said...

"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,

Just so happened to be,

The Best Song in the World,

it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see

One and one make two,

two and one make three,

It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,

When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow

and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,

the beast was stunned.

Whip-crack went his whippet tail,

And the beast was done.

He asked us:

"(snort) BE you angels?"

And we said,

"Nay.

We are but men

Rock!!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,

Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No

This is just a tribute.

Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, No.

No!

This is a tribute, oh,

To The Greatest Song in the World,

All right!

It was The Greatest Song in the World,

All right!

And it was the best mother fuckin' song,

The Greatest Song in the world!

Allllllright!

'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah

(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)

Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!

(Mene) (LUCIFER)!

(guitar solo)

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:

the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound

anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!

You gotta believe me!

And I wish you were there!

Just a matter of opinion.

Ah, fuck!

Good God, God lovin' ,

So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.

I'm on fire--

O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre simultaniously:oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!

All right!

All right!

Power: copies the effects of a song Doug has used earlier that day, but at lesser(half?) power

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The Lumberjack (Jackal)

I was born in the backwoods

Of a two-bit nowhere town

Fathered up some rock 'n' roll (baby)

So you muthers could boogie down

I ain't whistling dixie

No I'm a rebel with a groove

All around the world the ygo 'round and 'round

When they dig on my new stainless steel sound

CHORUS

I'm a lumberjack baby

I'm gonna cut you down to size

I'm a lumberjack baby

And you're the one that gets my prize

And when you hear my motor running

You know I surely be coppin' a rise

So I'm gonna crank it up and cut it down

I'm a lumberjack baby

I'm a lumberjack now baby

I'm a lumberjack baby

I'm a lumberjack baby

But I ain't jacked my lumber baby

Since my chain saw you

(to hear what it actually sounds like; http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgtXERPDzEA )

Creates a (very) highpowered chainsaw for Doug's use (somewhat like the shotgun created by White Wedding)
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Norgarth]

'Moving On' by Bad Company

Mmmmm Mmmmmm

Mmmmm Mmmmmm.

I get up in the morning and its just another day

Pack up my belongings, Ive got to get away.

Jump in to a taxi and the time is gettin tight

I go to keep on movin I got a show tonight

Mmmm,

And Im movin on, movin on from town to town

Movin on, baby, yeah Im never touchin the ground. Yeah.

I take it to the ticket gate and have another bowl

headin for the bordengate Im feelin pretty low

Fifteen minutes later, Im sittin on my plane

fastened in my safety belt Im takin off again

And Im movin on, movin on from town to town

Movin on, baby, yeah Im never touchin the ground.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yeah.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

And Im movin on, movin on from town to town

Movin on, I cant seem to stop now.

(Improv. Guitar Solo)

I got to move on, move on from town to town.

I got to move on, I never seem to slow down.

Oh, I got to move on, move on from town to town.

I got to move on, I never seem to slow down.

POWER: Gatesong

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z784ETkZ6k

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Silly thought:

'All along the Watchtower'

Power: creates simulcrums of a pair of Jehova's Witnesses. Can you imagin the Look on the bad guys faces when they answer the doorbell and see that?
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Norgarth]

Snoopy VS the Red Baron (The Royal Guardsmen)

Achtung!

Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte

Über den schweinköpfigen Hund

Und den lieben Red Baron

After the turn of the century

In the clear blue skies over Germany

Came a roar and a thunder men have never heard

Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird

Eins, zwei, drei, vier ....

Up in the sky, a man in a plane

Baron von Richthofen was his name

Eighty men tried and eighty men died

Now they're buried together on the countryside

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more

The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score

Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree

Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

Left, two, three, four ....

In the nick of time, a hero arose

A funny-lookin' dog with a big black nose

He flew into the sky to seek revenge

But the Baron shot him down "Curses, foiled again!"

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more

The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score

Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree

Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

Now, Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man

So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan

He challenged the German to a real dogfight

While the Baron was laughing, he got him in his sight

That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix

He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks

Snoopy fired once and he fired twice

And that Bloody Red Baron went spinning out of sight

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more

The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score

Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree

Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

Well, ten, twenty ....

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/wa...goZXYyRUQ&feature=related

Power: Simulcrum of a certain beagle flying a Sopwith Camel.

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Wheel in the Sky (Journey)

Winter is here, again, Oh Lord

Haven't been home in a year or more

i hope she holds on a little longer, oh

Sent a letter on a long summer day

Made of silver, not of clay-ee-aay

I've been runnin' down this dusty ro-oo-oad

Chorus

Ooh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

I don't know where I'll be tomorrow

Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

I don't know, I don't know-o-ow

Nanananana

I've been trying to make it home

Got to make it, before to long

Ooh, I can't take this very much longer, no

I'm stranded, in the sleet and rain

Don't think I'm ever gonna make it home again

The Mornin' sun is risin'

It's kissin' the day-e-ay-ay

Chorus

For tomorrow

(chorus2x)

The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin

Don't know where I'll be tomorrow

Ooh the wheel in the sky keeps turnin'

Wheel In the sky keeps on turnin'

(chorus)

(fade)

Power: Gatesong ('don't know where I'll be tomorrow')
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Norgarth]

Anybody actually reading these?
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[robkelk]

I am...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

I've suggested the Snoopy song before, with the idea that it should conjure a rideable flying doghouse (with machine guns!)...

--Sam

"Curse you, Red Baron!"

[Norgarth]

I don't recall that one Lurker, not that my memory is all that reliable. 8P

Not getting any comments (good, bad or indifferent), was a bit disappointing, especially since after 5 months, 9 songs and 1 silly thought the only other post
was a song idea by ShinDangaioh the first day of the thread. 8I
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Bob Schroeck]

My apologies, Timote. I simply got out of the habit of reading this forum because there was so much in it. Procrastination is a bad habit to get into. It's been worse since I lost my job; it's hard to get up the energy for any large undertaking, and believe me from my point of view going through the back posts here is a large one. But I do go through these occasionally, like today. You've got several good suggestions, and I've made a point of acquiring a couple of the songs that you recommended, of the few that I don't already have. So your work has had some results. Thanks.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.