One-Loon Revolution

[Proginoskes]

"One Girl Revolution", Superchick (link is to a Cat Returns AMV)

I wear a disguise
I'm just your Average Jane
The "Super" doesn't stand for "model"
But that doesn't mean I'm plain
If all you see is how I look
You miss the superchick within
And I christen you Titanic
Underestimate and swim
I've got the rifle gonna be myself (x4)
REFRAIN:
And I'll be everything that I wanna be
I am confidence and insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear 'round the world
And I'm a one-girl revolution
I'm a one-girl revolution (x2)
Some people see the revolution but most only see the girl

I can lose my hard earned freedom if my fear defines my world

I declare my independence from the critics and their stones

I can plant my revolution, I can learn to stand alone

REFRAIN
BRIDGE
FINAL REFRAIN:
And I'll be everything that I wanna be

I am confidence and insecurity

I am a voice yet waiting to be heard

I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear 'round the world
Everything that I wanna be
I am confidence and insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear 'round the world
And I'm a one-girl revolution
I'm a one-girl revolution

I'm not sure what effect this should have, shapeshifting, skill-borrowing, rifle conjuration, or whatever, but it should definitely turn Doug into a woman as a side effect.

[robkelk]

If she was carrying a sword instead of a rifle, I'd suggest "conjures a simulacrum of Utena"... Heck, it's close enough that I will suggest "conjures a simulacrum of Utena".
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

I think I agree with Rob -- a simulacrum of Utena. Unless I use it somehow to reinforce her at the climax of that Step...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.