How about this one

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Song: Got My Mind Set On You
Sung: George Harrison
Written: Rudy Clark

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you.

But it's gonna take money
a whole lotta spending money

It's gonna take plenty of money to do it right
child.
It's gonna take time
a whole lotta precious time

It's gonna take patience and time to do it
to do it

To do it
to do it
to do it
to do it right
child.

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you.

And this time I know it's real
the feeling that I feel

I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it.
I got my mind set on you
set on you

I got my mind set on you
set on you.

But it's gonna take money
a whole lotta spending money

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you.

And this time I know it's real
the feeling that I feel

I know if I put mv mind to it
I know that I really can do it.
But it's gonna take money
a whole lotta spending money
. .

Set on you
set on you
set on you
set on you

Set on you
set on you
set on you
set on you

Set on you
set on you
set on you
set on you.

Doug is able to mentally talk/understand anyone. However, how far he can reach and/or how much information
can be exchanged depends upon how much local currency he has on, not near, him at the time. Once the song is
done the currency disappears as "payment."

[Bob Schroeck]

That's just goofy enough to work.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[DHBirr]

Yes, but wouldn't having to listen to that ... song ... turn Doug's mind into finely grated Limburger cheese?
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

Mileage varies, y'know.
--Sam
"Surf's up, space ponies -- I'M MAKIN' GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!!!"

[Foxboy]

"This song's just SIX WORDS LONG!"


''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Bob Schroeck]

Yeah, I was thinking that, too, all the way through it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[robkelk]

Likewise... but who wasn't?
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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Al did it best:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sppRrbtxVD0  ^_^