I used to walk through this world
Cautious and oh so serious
Till the life I was living
Was merely a near death experience
But I changed my story
When I finally saw
Where I was wasn't where it was at
And now I'm alive, I let Destiny drive
And I'm stretching out in the back
If I lose my job - I'll sleep till noon
If the news is bad - I'll watch cartoons
And if my house burns down
I'll have lots more room
And a much better view of the moon
In the vastness of space
The ever expanding universe
We are all puny specks of galactic dust
Here on Mother Earth
Now I ain't no preacher
Don't know if I'll reach you
But here is some humble advice
Use your uncommon sense and you surely will live
An uncommonly sensible life
If I lose my job - I'll sleep till noon
If the news is bad - I'll watch cartoons
And if my house burns down
I'll have lots more room
And a much better view of the moon
Now I ain't no preacher
Don't know if I'll reach you
But here is some humble advice
Use your uncommon sense and you surely will live
An uncommonly sensible life
If I lose my job - I'll sleep till noon
If the news is bad - I'll watch cartoons
And if my house burns down
I'll have lots more room
And a much better view of the moon
-- Modern Man, A Much Better View Of The Moon
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Cautious and oh so serious
Till the life I was living
Was merely a near death experience
But I changed my story
When I finally saw
Where I was wasn't where it was at
And now I'm alive, I let Destiny drive
And I'm stretching out in the back
If I lose my job - I'll sleep till noon
If the news is bad - I'll watch cartoons
And if my house burns down
I'll have lots more room
And a much better view of the moon
In the vastness of space
The ever expanding universe
We are all puny specks of galactic dust
Here on Mother Earth
Now I ain't no preacher
Don't know if I'll reach you
But here is some humble advice
Use your uncommon sense and you surely will live
An uncommonly sensible life
If I lose my job - I'll sleep till noon
If the news is bad - I'll watch cartoons
And if my house burns down
I'll have lots more room
And a much better view of the moon
Now I ain't no preacher
Don't know if I'll reach you
But here is some humble advice
Use your uncommon sense and you surely will live
An uncommonly sensible life
If I lose my job - I'll sleep till noon
If the news is bad - I'll watch cartoons
And if my house burns down
I'll have lots more room
And a much better view of the moon
-- Modern Man, A Much Better View Of The Moon
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.