Found a few more Red Green quotes:
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"A man who speaks his mind is called a bachelor."
"If you have diarrhea, never stifle a sneeze."
"Men are like blenders. Most women think they should have one, but they aren't sure why."
"Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed"
"I asked my wife what would it take to make me look good with my shirt off? She said 'two bottles of wine and a lunar eclipse'."
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"A man who speaks his mind is called a bachelor."
"If you have diarrhea, never stifle a sneeze."
"Men are like blenders. Most women think they should have one, but they aren't sure why."
"Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed"
"I asked my wife what would it take to make me look good with my shirt off? She said 'two bottles of wine and a lunar eclipse'."