"Have you ever heard it said that all women are entitled to keep some secrets from men?" She nodded cautiously, and he smirked. "Equal opportunity."
Edit: The following is (with added narrative) something I've actually said quite a few times, though only when alone:
He shook his head. "Lawks, lawks, lawks," he muttered. Sighing, he added thoughtfully, "And bagels, too."
Further edit: I titled this "The Armageddon Incantation" (yes, it's my own):
Comes at last the sorcerer’s hour;
Now unleashed be all my power.
Light and darkness, gather all:
Answer now the mage’s call.
Whirl the air, the waters churn,
Shake the earth, make all things burn.
Rive the sky and crush the land,
Parch the seas and quench the brand.
Whoever uses it must in one of those "spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" moods....
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Edit: The following is (with added narrative) something I've actually said quite a few times, though only when alone:
He shook his head. "Lawks, lawks, lawks," he muttered. Sighing, he added thoughtfully, "And bagels, too."
Further edit: I titled this "The Armageddon Incantation" (yes, it's my own):
Comes at last the sorcerer’s hour;
Now unleashed be all my power.
Light and darkness, gather all:
Answer now the mage’s call.
Whirl the air, the waters churn,
Shake the earth, make all things burn.
Rive the sky and crush the land,
Parch the seas and quench the brand.
Whoever uses it must in one of those "spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" moods....
-----
Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.