Here's something from the novelisation of "U. S. Marshalls":
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)
Quote:-Morgan."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
"I have this idea," Renfro said, "this excellent idea. When an airline loses your luggage, they should be required to give you free tickets to wherever your luggage went. I mean, why should my shit go to Hawaii and not me?"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)