I'm currently reading 'Summer Knight', the 4th book of The Dresden Files. I'm not even halfway through and there's already been 3
segments that made me lol.
(Bob to Harry)
"Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid
gorrillas."
(Later in the same conversation, Harry to Bob)
I stared at the skull for a second, while the headache settled comfortably in. "There's got to be a simpler parlance than that."
"That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate."
"Hey," I said, "my sex life has nothing to do with--"
"Conjugate, Harry. Conju--oh, why do I even bother?"
(and finally)
What I could see of the apartment could have been imported from 429-B Baker Street. Dark woods, fancy scrollwork, and patterns of cloth busier than the
makeup girl at a Kiss concert filled every available inch with a Victorian splendor.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
segments that made me lol.
(Bob to Harry)
"Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid
gorrillas."
(Later in the same conversation, Harry to Bob)
I stared at the skull for a second, while the headache settled comfortably in. "There's got to be a simpler parlance than that."
"That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate."
"Hey," I said, "my sex life has nothing to do with--"
"Conjugate, Harry. Conju--oh, why do I even bother?"
(and finally)
What I could see of the apartment could have been imported from 429-B Baker Street. Dark woods, fancy scrollwork, and patterns of cloth busier than the
makeup girl at a Kiss concert filled every available inch with a Victorian splendor.
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin