You missed one, Sirocco...
When Gilderoy Lockhart came into view, Harry was immediately let down. Thats it? he said, annoyed. Hed been expecting some kind of otherworldly bishonen type, with long, wavy hair, and intense persona and maybe flower petals blowing everywhere before a backdrop of a setting sun. Instead, there was
A mimbo. Man-bimbo.
The wavy hair was there blond; big surprise but it was obviously high maintenance. He must stay up half the night just getting it to curl like that, never mind keeping it clean. His chin looked pretty weak, too. The blue eyes were too dazzling, as if he used illegal eye-shine enhancers on them or something. And speaking of the illegal shine
Harry was suddenly reminded of the insane jounin he saw in Konoha, the one who wore green spandex. Mentally, he cut and pasted his image and compared it with this guys. Yup, they were a match. He wondered if the two of them were somehow related. Sure, they looked nothing alike, but that smile that horrible, shiny, sparkly, twinkly, smile!--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
When Gilderoy Lockhart came into view, Harry was immediately let down. Thats it? he said, annoyed. Hed been expecting some kind of otherworldly bishonen type, with long, wavy hair, and intense persona and maybe flower petals blowing everywhere before a backdrop of a setting sun. Instead, there was
A mimbo. Man-bimbo.
The wavy hair was there blond; big surprise but it was obviously high maintenance. He must stay up half the night just getting it to curl like that, never mind keeping it clean. His chin looked pretty weak, too. The blue eyes were too dazzling, as if he used illegal eye-shine enhancers on them or something. And speaking of the illegal shine
Harry was suddenly reminded of the insane jounin he saw in Konoha, the one who wore green spandex. Mentally, he cut and pasted his image and compared it with this guys. Yup, they were a match. He wondered if the two of them were somehow related. Sure, they looked nothing alike, but that smile that horrible, shiny, sparkly, twinkly, smile!--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.