ROTFL, Part II

[ECSNorway]

From a random file of Naruto: Team 8 omake that someone posted to the author's yahoo ml:

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The Sound ninjas somehow managed to find two teams who had knocked
each other out and so got to the tower with both scrolls. This just
left one little problem...
"That guy" the Chunin pointed to Dosu "is dead."
"It's just chakra depletion!" Kin answered.
"He's dead. I know Zombie no jutsu when I see it."
"No he isn't."
"He's dead. Kicked the bucket. Departed the mortal coil. Joined the
_really_ invisible village. He's EX-nin."
"He's just pining!" Zaku explained as he used ventriloquism to mimic
Dosu saying "I'm fine" and nudging his body with what was left of his
hand. Dosu's head lolled around just like a healthy, not-dead heads
don't.
"You're disqualified. Besides you," he pointed to Zaku "can't fight
anyway."
"Yes I can!"
"What's that then?"
"Just a flesh wound."
"You got no arms left!"
"I've had worse!"
"...You're lying."
"I'M INVINCIBLE!"
Then a giant purple foot smashed the trio.
"We'll just take their scrolls then, OK?" Ikari Shinji asked as he
dismissed his Summon-Evangelion-Boot-To-The-Head no jutsu.
"'kay."

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Later...

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"Next match... Osaka-san versus Gaara? Didn't he already fight?"
"Can I make sand castles?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No!"
"Ok, I give up then."
"...That was anticlimatic. (koff) Winner: Gaara. Next... Sergeant
Sagara Sousuke and Sasuke again, for some reason we shall blissfully
ignore."
Sagara Sousuke marches to the arena in the Arbalest, which
immediately goes invisible.
"He has a mecha! Not fair!" Naruto cries
"It's a ninja mecha, so it is a valid ninja tool."
"No, I mean, why don't we get mechs?"
"Err..." Hokage sweated. "Look! An obvious distraction!"
"Where?"
"Um, Sasuke can't fight, he's hospitalised." Sakura points out.
"Damn, foiled again!" thought Orochimaru. Then he performed Time Warp no jutsu.

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"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.