ROTFL, Part II

[The Hunterminator]

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Do you have the slightest idea of what youre doing!? Sasuke continued; making sure his voice reached Naruto and Naruto only.
Uhhtrying to share my lunch with you?
NO! Look over there.
Naruto followed Sasukes head gesture. So? Your fangirls.
Yes. Myfangirls. Sasuke muttered bitterly. Did you already forget the horror that fangirls are?
Hell no. Naruto admitted. But I dont see what that has to do with-
Dobe!!! Sasukes eyes were bloodshot at this point. Youre making them evolve!!!
Naruto blinked. What was Sasuke up to?
Evolve?
YES!!! Into yaoi fangirls!!!
Sasuke stayed still for a few seconds, as if waiting for the weight of his words to hit Naruto. Seeing no such reaction, he just let go of the blond.
So just shut up and eat your damn lunch.
Ignoring Narutos blank look, Sasuke returned to his own meal, eating it calmly and, most importantly, quietly. Naruto, however, didnt do the same. However, he actually pondered the intelligence of opening his mouth again before he actually did it.
Ne, Sasuke Naruto spoke. While his voice wasnt particularly loud, it was easy for everyone in the classroom to hear him.
Sasuke gritted his teeth again and took a deep breath. what?
Whats yaoi?
An even more uncomfortable silence invaded the classroom like a chilling fog that swallowed everything. Once again, Narutos blindness prevented him from witnessing an incredible sight, namely the spectrum of faces Sasuke made in the span of a few seconds. He did notice some whispering and pointing from the fangirl corner, but that didnt interest him. His expanded Senrigan also showed him that, for some reason, Hinata had slammed her forehead on her desk.
Noticing the shaking of Sasukes hands, Naruto turned his attention back to his friend.
So? Umm, Sasuke?
DOBEEEEE!!!!
No amount of reflexes helped Naruto against Sasukes sudden onslaught. A second later, the two were rolling and scuffling on the floor, until they reached a standstill with Narutos hands pushing Sasukes arms and Sasukes hands closed around Narutos neck.
Im gonna kill you!!! Im gonna kill you, and then Im going to kill myself!!! Screw Itachi, screw Mother, screw everything!!!!!
Ack! Sasu..cantugh
Sasuke-kun!!!
A high-pitched scream seized the classrooms attention. Sasuke noticed the circle of children who had been watching the display with rapt attention. He focused on the source of the voice: a shaking, blushing Yamanaka Ino, who promptly flinched at the feral glare she got from her crush. However, she gathered her courage and spoke in behalf of her entire group of friends.
Sa-Sasuke-kun, ple-please do-dont She fidgeted with her fingers in the same way everyone had seen Hinata do hundreds of times.
Please dont be so rough with Naruto-kun!!! Hes not enjoying it!!!
While Narutos mind tried to figure out how anyone could enjoy being strangled, Sasuke digested what Ino had said, taking him half a second to realize what she really had said.
That sent him over the edge.

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