http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6417770/1/What_the_BLEEP]What the BLEEP? Harry Potter finds himself sent back to occupy his just-less-than-eleven-year-old-body for no reason that he can understand. He decides that if he's stuck there, then there's no reason not to both have fun and get things over with as quickly as possible -- usually both at the same time. Complete crack. Lunatic!Manic!Machiavellian!Harry. Deadpan Snarker!Snape. Senile!Optimist!Dumbledore. Supermodel!Petunia. Supergenius!Dudley.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.