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Horrible dirty Eva joke (worksafe)
Horrible dirty Eva joke (worksafe)
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The setup is your basic Do-Over fic, Shinji appears with full foreknowledge and abuses it fully to circumvent the various ploys and get inside the girls' heads, shortly followed by their pants. Then, at the "World still spinning, everyone we like still alive" party, he takes a few seconds from pleasing Maya with his mouth (still hard at work with his waist on Misato and both hands for Asuka and Rei, Rits is perched on Maya's shoulders and kissing Misato) to pass along these words of wisdom just before teh end credits roll:

"Ugh, yeah, I really (pant) prefer (OOOOOhyeah) this verRRRSion of ... death by tang!"

- CD, Dirty thoughts? Friends, I have a complete Women's Mud-Wrestling League in my head!
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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